Blow it all though - who did spill the milk?

Schools, club and pubs waft out merit, achievement like certificates given out for "????????"? to its remember, deserving or not. Brought home, tossed on the dining table, to be snapped up by mum and lovingly put into "posh" frames for friends and family to admire. (Remembering that only a mother "could love her child when its face is dirty!")

A gold star for first place.

Here's one for you, my "certificate of authenticity"; all sentiments included, about the state of affairs in the family home framed for all to view.

I think the viewpoint is here is from a fly on the wall at breakfast time.