I think the viewpoint is here is from a fly on the wall at breakfast time. Yes even at breakfast time, there are rules, etiquette and the news of the day to be challenged.

Is that how it should be? Hello? Sugar in your tea my dear? Hello?

Schools, club and pubs waft out merit, achievement like certificates given out for "????????"? to its remember, deserving or not.

Brought home, tossed on the dining table, to be snapped up by mum and lovingly put into "posh" frames for friends and family to admire. (Remembering that only a mother "could love her child when its face is dirty!")

A gold star for first place.

Here's one for you, my "certificate of authenticity"; all sentiments included, about the state of affairs in the family home framed for all to view.